30 Motherhood Memes for Boy Moms Navigating the Chaos of Parenting (June 21, 2024)

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    Me: Can you.. My 7 year old son: @mommymemest
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    My son inspecting his dinner for trace amounts of fresh vegetables @mommymemest
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    My 3 year old: I not need a tissue!!! Also my 3 year old: @mommymemest
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    my 3 year old two dozen incoherent scribbles @mommymemest me
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    Trying to comfort my sick child knowing full well I'm going to be the next one who's deathly ill @TheMommyConfessions
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    Nobody: Nursing toddlers: @mommymemest I sharpened my teeth.
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    Person: What do you imagine your life will be like once your kids grow up and move out? Me: @mommymemest
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    Two doctors collapse after a 32 hour surgery separating my 7 year old from his iPad @mommymemest
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    @mommymemest When you just sustained a blunt force head trauma and your kid asks you for a bowl of Cheetos
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    Literally anytime I try to feed my toddler something that has any nutritional value (SCREAMING) @mommymemest
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    Me: Always be honest. Also me: If anyone at the zoo asks, you're 2 years old, ok? Difficult Mommy
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    SB Snarky Breeders @snarkybreeders Waitress: Hi! What can I start you off with? Me: The wi-fi password before my kid burns this the ground. to
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    When you ask an upset newborn what they want but they just keep crying @mommymemest All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Person: What does it feel like to be away from your nursing infant for a few hours? Me: @mommymemest
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    No one: Suburban dads in the summertime: No air! No air! @mommymemest
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    Son: Can I have this Batman LEGO set? Me: No way, it's too expensive. Son: I'll put it together all by myself in my room! Me: @MOMMYMEMEST
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    When I overhear a mom with an infant judge the shitshow circus that is me and my 3 kids grocery shopping JUST U WAIT HONEY @mommymemest
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    When your toddler has a blowout diaper in a public place and you forgot to bring baby wipes. @MOMMYMEMEST Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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    When the receptionist asks you the DOB of your child an you actually remember it @mommymemest
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    LOL NO Mommy Memest @MMemest Some of you have never accidentally logged into your Kindergartener's class Zoom meeting as twatwaffle69 and it shows
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    Me: *puts on makeup for once* My phone's Face ID: @thestinkerbell Who the are you?
  • 23
    Kidz Bop writers trying to rewrite the lyrics for WAP
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    My kid at the grocery store checkout: Can I get this pack of Sour Patch Kids??? Me: @mommymemest NO PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW
  • 25
    Friend: How is meal planning going? Me: LCAN @mommymemest
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    me getting ready to leave my bed at 1:16 am to eat a single slice of provolone out of the fridge with my hands
  • 27
    Me without concealer vs me with 5 layers of concealer
  • 28
    Me looking into my crystal ball and seeing nothing but endless piles of laundry and dirty dishes but I look and feel fabulous so nbd @mommymemest
  • 29
    My sim just took her glass of wine with her on a jog. What a mood.
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    @mommymemest Me walking into Costco with my toddler thinking it won't be a giant shitshow disaster this time

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